(ooc: oh man sorry for being absent for the past few weeks. i’ll be pretty active from now)

Lotz, what are you doing here? … Weren’t you supposed to be taking guard of Phoenicis hall tonight? Well… someone else already is, how are you then? (ooc: xP Sorry for late welcome! Yay, now I have another hawk she-bro. Thanks for coming rehtea. I hope you’re enjoying it.)

Ah, uh…. My, uh, shift ended. I didn’t expect to see you here… 

(ooc: thanks :D i have to say, i’m enjoying myself quite a little too much)

princeoflayabouts:

Another bird laguz, eh? Happen to know Janaff or Ulki, by any chance?

Oh, hi! Yup, sure do! I’ve known them for as long as i can remember! Who might you be?

(…is it just me or are there two ikes)

deadlyadept:

gwaaaa:

Lotz was searching the area, hoping to spot some familiar faces on higher ground. Tibarn had told him to remain in Phoenics, but it was so boring there. He wondered if he’d bump into Leanne somewhere. He felt horrible for letting his guard down that day. 

He looked down and noticed a new face looking up at him, a rather annoyed expression on the her face. Wow, she had really nice looking hair. Lotz descended, hoping to make some small talk with the woman. 

“Hey there, miss,” he called cheerfully, “How ya doing?”

Shinon closes his eyes as the bird descends, shifting to human form right in front of him—or as close to human form as he could get. For once, he allows the anger to settle down before he says anything. It’s been a good number of years since someone has mistaken him for a woman. Blind fools, he thinks to himself. Aren’t these sub-humans supposed to have good eyesight, or something?

He opens his eyes as the bird man approaches. “Fine, sir,” he says, making his voice deeper than usual. “What’cha come all the way down here for? Want a date?”

As he got closer, Lotz realized the “woman” wasn’t actually a woman at all. “Blast..,” he mentally slapped himself for making that ridiculous mistake. Should he apologize…? Nah. 

“My, arent you a charming one,” he replied, watching as the man’s face heated up. “Say, how about i show you the gardens of Phoenics? I’m sure a fine lady as yourself would love to witness our magnificent foliage in bloom.” He chuckled to himself, noticing how the “woman’s” face darkened significantly at his words. 

Before the man could reply, Lotz cleared his throat rudely and pointed to something attached to the man’s belt. “Ooh, looks like you’ve got some beer-something-or-other there.” He reached down and grabbed the bottle before the man could react and took a large swig.

“H..hey, want to hear a song Leanne taught me a while back?” Lotz slurred. He couldn’t remember what he was doing anymore. He took another swig at the bottle. 

“שלום שמי הוא לוץ אני נסיכה יפה אני אוהב בחורות יפות עם שיער אדום~,” he sang gleefully. He dropped the now empty bottle and did a few twirls before dropping unconscious.